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Woman's Stress Management Diet

This is a specially formulated diet, specifically designed to help women

cope with the stress that builds up during a normal day.

BREAKFAST
  1 grapefruit
  1 slice whole-wheat toast
  1 cup skim milk

LUNCH
  small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
  cup herbal tea
  1 Hershey kiss

AFTERNOON TEA
  the rest of the kisses in the bag
  tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with
  chocolate-chip topping

DINNER
  4 bottles of wine (red or white)
  2 loaves garlic bread
  1 family size supreme pizza
  3 snickers bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK
  whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the
  freezer)

REMEMBER: STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"

 

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