Mary in Sunday School Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday
school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her
while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the
universe?"
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, a seated behind her, took a pin
and jabbed her in the rear. "God Almighty!!" shouted Mary and
the teacher said, "Very good", and Mary fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, "Who is our Lord and
Savior?" But, Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again,
Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. "Jesus Christ!!"
shouted Mary and the teacher said, "Very good", and Mary fell
back asleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question. "What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again Johnny jabbed
her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn
thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!!" The teacher
fainted.
