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Cattle Guards

This claims to be a true story. It shows the deep concern the liberals have for all objects. To leave 50,000 cattle guards without a purpose would be unthinkable. They could at least be recycled into something else productive.

For those who have never traveled to The Great West, cattle guards are horizontal steel rails placed at fence openings on Hiways and farm roads to prevent cattle from crossing. The bovines will not step on the guards, because they fear getting their hooves caught between the rails. I needed to make that clear in order for everyone to appreciate the following TRUE story.

I only differ slightly here, but the REAL reason "the bovines" and horses, will not put their feet on the rails, is because of the unknown bottom BELOW the rails. The space between the rails, in a sense a hole, and the bottom, is what really bothers them. If in fact, they can walk on the rail, or on the rail support (if it is too wide) they will quickly learn to get across to the other side.

President Clinton received a report that there were over 100,000 cattle guards in Colorado on government lands. Because Colorado ranchers protested his proposed changes in grazing policies, he ordered Secretary of Interior Bruce Babbitt to fire half of the guards immediately.

Before Babbitt could respond, and presumably straighten him out, Colorado's Congresswoman Pat Schroeder intervened with a request that before any were fired they be given six months of retraining.

 

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